Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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