Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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