Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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