if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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