god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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