what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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