at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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