There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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