Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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