the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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