Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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go home
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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