How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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