apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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