The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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