so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
They are going to name an STD after you.
Randomize
