Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
