Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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