I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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