Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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