dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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