So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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