There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I party with great urgency now.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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