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I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you

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(715): I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you http://tfl.nu/l21x

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This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?

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(617): This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off? http://tfl.nu/xunp

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I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.

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(404): I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now. http://tfl.nu/90oh

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(865): View more from Tennessee

If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.

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(865): If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport. http://tfl.nu/vfi8

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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.

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(732): There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish. http://tfl.nu/b1hn

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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.

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(715): I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that. http://tfl.nu/f05r

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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"

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(262): He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage" http://tfl.nu/fr69

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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?

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(208): Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend? http://tfl.nu/u4ww

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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die

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(919): Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die http://tfl.nu/o1vm

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(515): View more from Iowa

So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?

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Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....

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(515): So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night? (1-515): Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something .... http://tfl.nu/8iom

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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.

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(603): I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him. http://tfl.nu/nzef

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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.

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(408): My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now. http://tfl.nu/tbbh

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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.

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(618): He's going to be my graduation present to myself. http://tfl.nu/441i

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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real

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(812): gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real http://tfl.nu/mhxe

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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u

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(818): I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u http://tfl.nu/ckyh

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