Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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