her vagine was all disorganized.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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