why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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