its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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