her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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