i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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