I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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