Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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