Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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