So drunk, too bad you don't want this
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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