Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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