Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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