i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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