I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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