I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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