Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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