i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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