no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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