We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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