Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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