I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Do vagina's smell?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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