There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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