Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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