i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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