no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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