i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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