Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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