let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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