Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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