You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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