You're earring is so big in my mouth
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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