they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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