Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Quick, to the slutcave!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize