His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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