Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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